Please, please, please ...

[slimdave]

... for the love of god someone find me a new job. I've just had a three month development schedule compressed down to three weeks, and the "functional team" want two of those weeks to be dedicated to their own testing.

Colorado Springs area please.

Apart from that, anything legal considered. Or illegal.

[stecal]

Well, I could use someone to throw my paper routes (my "glamour" part-time job) for me once in a while so I can have some time off every now and then. Colorado Springs to Denver, you could easily make that commute. Currently running 50 weeks without a day off from that. No resume needed.

[slimdave]

paper routes eh? That does sound pretty glamorous.

Two questions:

i) What's the pay like?
ii) Do I really care what what the pay's like?

[slimdave]

Was that it then? One lousy stinkin' offer?

* sigh *

[jovery]

I hear McDonalds are recruiting, You may know your databases but how are you at making fries?

[OracleDoc]

Have you checked the usual postings like dice and monster?

[slimdave]

Originally posted by jovery
I hear McDonalds are recruiting, You may know your databases but how are you at making fries?

Another tempting possibility, but for the hours.

[slimdave]

Originally posted by OracleDoc
Have you checked the usual postings like dice and monster?

Yeah, but Colorado Springs appears to be pretty quiet right now -- lots of DoD work if you have the clearances, but alas as a non-citizen i'm ruled out of that.

I got to get me that citizenship thing, i think.

[OracleDoc]

Yea, that citizen thing is going to be a bitch for you. I know companies are begining to not hire non-citizens. I think they might have started to learn thier lesson by hiring cheap labor.

[Mr.Hanky]

Male waxing technicians are in pretty high demand in the East Village. Come to think of it I could use a hand for some of those "hard to reach" places.



MH