Is Dave slim?

[gandolf989]

Does he poop in the woods?

Is that your litmus test??? At least you aren't asking him to pee for distance!

[TimHall]

Does he poop in the woods?

I thought that was bears, not popes, as in "Do bears s**t in the woods?". I'm guessing your average pontiff is more used to hearing, "Is the Pope Catholic?", but probably in italian.

According to Google that would be, "È il papa Catholic?"

Cheers

Tim...

[slimdave]

"Cattolico" of course, not "Catholic".

Are you trying to distract us from your problems with English?

[Mr.Hanky]

I thought that was bears, not popes, as in "Do bears s**t in the woods?". I'm guessing your average pontiff is more used to hearing, "Is the Pope Catholic?", but probably in italian.

According to Google that would be, "È il papa Catholic?"

Cheers

Tim...

Damn, I always confuse those two.

Is there no end to your seemingy limitless knowledge.

[TimHall]

Damn, I always confuse those two.

Is there no end to your seemingy limitless knowledge.

I realise this was sarcasm, but I'll answer anyway...

I'm only limited by what I can't find within 30 seconds on google or wikipedia. That's the limit to my attention span

"Cattolico" of course, not "Catholic".

Are you trying to distract us from your problems with English?

Google translated the sentence. Google never lies, why would it? If Google says it's correct you better believe that the the Italians need to change their language to match. Long live Google, or any other resource that allows me to do my job using cut & paste alone

Cheers

Tim...

[Alchemy]

Long live Google, or any other resource that allows me to do my job using cut & paste alone

Uh huh.....you probably make a rediculously high salary too? Probably live in Chelsea?

The high salary folks can usually get by cutting and pasting while the rest of us have to work tirelessly to come up with the same thing.

[slimdave]

Google translated the sentence. Google never lies, why would it? If Google says it's correct you better believe that the the Italians need to change their language to match. Long live Google, or any other resource that allows me to do my job using cut & paste alone

Cheers

Tim...

They got it right now ... the Italians have prevailed!

[slimdave]

Can we get this thread back on topic?

I've got $5 via PayPal to the person who can most accurately guess my weight (in pounds, mind) as of 6:30am on Tuesday July 19th 2005.

Competition ends when I say it does.

[gandolf989]

Can we get this thread back on topic?

I've got $5 via PayPal to the person who can most accurately guess my weight (in pounds, mind) as of 6:30am on Tuesday July 19th 2005.

Competition ends when I say it does.

I would say that you brain weighs between 3-4 pounds.

[jovery]

Can we get this thread back on topic?

I've got $5 via PayPal to the person who can most accurately guess my weight (in pounds, mind) as of 6:30am on Tuesday July 19th 2005.

$5.....Whats that in real money?

Okay I'll guess at 182