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    Red face These are truly unique times

    My fellow Americans, I stand before you today not as a candidate, but as a patriot. And as a patriot, I can no longer endorse my self for the office of president. I must in good conscience ask you to change your vote to either Nader or Kerry, or if you must the commie pinko's! I have been looking at my record for some time and I am not proud. I am spending this country dry, engaging in non productive wars against a foe, just because he wanted to kill my father, and because I thought continuing to be a war president would get me votes. Face it I haven't done much on the Bin Laden thing lately and I needed to put some wind in my sails with this Iraq thing. What a waste.I should never have listened to president Cheney, I mean the veep.

    But in the interest of fairness I want you to read about my record further, my many foibles!

    Finally, Mr. Hanky, Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese stop defending me. You are helping me at all!
    And Marist89, don't you have a DBA to pick on?

    I would like to close with my favorite republican line, it always cracks me up, "I am not a crook." What a hoot. Which reminds me of my second favorite line, "Give a hoot, pollute!" That's a funny too!"

    Oh well, it's past my bed time, time for some milk and cookies and story time, I'm waiting to see what will happen to the big bad cheney, I mean wolf.

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    For once I finally agree with the president.

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    *buzzzzzzzzz buzzzzzzzz*
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    Gee, this is original.

    I remember when this place was cool.

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    I am the REAL George Bush and do not believe this liberal CRAP.

    dave is still a puss and gandolf is his weak minded cheerleader beotch, and he can't spell!!

    GWB
    Slimdave, Oracle savy, politically misguided.
    Gandolf is his BEOTCH!

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    Originally posted by George W Bush
    I am the REAL George Bush and do not believe this liberal CRAP.

    dave is still a puss and gandolf is his weak minded cheerleader beotch, and he can't spell!!

    GWB
    Cheney quit impersonating me. You aren't the president.
    Mr. Hanky, quit yer whining!
    Beotch? How lame!

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    Originally posted by OracleDoc
    *buzzzzzzzzz buzzzzzzzz*
    Are you a bumble bee now hippie killer?

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    Originally posted by George W Bush
    ... and he can't spell!!
    Tonight's Headline: Pot Calls Kettle "Black".
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    Originally posted by Mr.Hanky
    Gee, this is original.

    Keep this comment to yourself until you can be original!

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    Originally posted by george bush
    Are you a bumble bee now hippie killer?
    No, that's the sound of someone poking a stick into a hornets nest. Hmmm wonder who that could be??
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