Not at work. But to outside people like you. :))
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Not at work. But to outside people like you. :))
Yoda,Quote:
Originally posted by Mr.Hanky
God I hope this guy is joking, he has to be right? Please tell me this is all a bad joke!Quote:
Originally posted by srlhome00
BTW, I am very pleasant to work with. I never tell or indicate how incompetent my co-workers unless my manager request my input.
MH
Make an exception and post two quotes in a single thread for the sake of MH, myself and everyone else. How about something from Twain (if you take requests)?
Tim, with a personal profile like that surely your well suited to a career with a fast food chain, or maybe a store assitant :)Quote:
Originally posted by TimHall
srlhome00: I'm a pain in the arse to work with. I weigh 400lbs, have cronic body odour and halitosis. In addition I have a god complex and fart all the time. I constantly belittle my co-workers and shout at my bosses. Perhaps I was overqualified??
It's a girl, mr. hanky.
And i guess lets cut down with this picking out quote's of people and slapping them around.
I just had such an interesting intellectual tete-e-tete with a moderator about the advanced techniques of analyzing trace files and also i learned about spam.
The world's getting too crowded , people just aren't willing to get along.
Let's just give eachother some space............
P E A C E
Hey Mr Hanky,
Talking about bad jokes...
Where is Yoda?
Tycho
Tim may be they think your plain lying about your resume .... they cannot imagine such a great DBA exist. I noticed many people lying about their resume these days. But I trust you :P
Hey I'm all for PEACE, but I'm also going to let you know if I think you are full of sh*t too. I can't help it, it is the New Yorker in me, and it’s in my blood.
Sorry guys I'll try to be more tolerant of self-important assholes that hide behind paper accomplishments to cover up their inability to socialize in a team environment.
Darn, I did it again didn’t I?
Sorry, awfully sorry.
MH
And here I thought that was a job requirement for a Sr. DBA....Quote:
Originally posted by TimHall
In addition I have a god complex
sreddy: My PhD was in genetic engineering so I'll make sure the guys next kid is born with lobster claws :)
marist89: Everyone knows you need 45 years experience to call yourself a senior DBA!
jovery: I don't eat meat so that whole fast food thing wouldn't work out. Although OCPWANNABE went from MacDs to a $95K job so perhaps I'll give it a go.
PS. If there are any prospective employers reading this thread that personal profile was not totally accurate.
[Edited by TimHall on 08-15-2002 at 11:17 AM]
Don't try and polute my thread with talk of Oracle. I can't learn anything new or I'll never get a job :)Quote:
Originally posted by Tarry
I just had such an interesting intellectual tete-e-tete with a moderator about the advanced techniques of analyzing trace files and also i learned about spam.
PS. Do I get a prize for starting this weeks biggest thread that's completely irrelevant??