> Oracle Exceptions
> -----------------
>
> Q. What if your Dad loses his car keys?
> A. 'Parent keys not found!'
>
> Q. What if your old girl friend spots you with your
> new one?
> A. 'Duplicate value on index!'
>
> Q. What if you try to have fun with somebody else's
> girlfriend and get
> kicked out?
> A. 'Insufficient privileges on the specified object!'
>
> Q. What if you don't get any response from the girl
> next door?
> A. 'No data found!' or ' Query caused no rows
> retrieved!'
>
> Q. What if you get response from the girl next door
> and her Mom too?
> A. 'SELECT INTO returns too many rows!'
>
> Q. What if you dial a wrong number?
> A. 'Invalid number' or ' Object doesn't exist!'
>
> Q. What if you try to beat your own trumpet?
> A. 'Object is found mutating!'
>
> Q. What if you are too late to office and the boss
> catches you?
> A. 'Discrete transaction failed!'
>
> Q. What if you see 'theatre full' when you go to a
> movie?
> A. 'Maximum number of users exceeded!'
>
> Q. What if you don't get table in the lunch room?
> A. 'System out of tablespace!'
>
