I'm an absolute Access Junkie who only did the OCP so people wouldn't think I'm sad

Not really!!!! Honest!

I've used most development and DB products at one time or another. All seem to have their strengths and weaknesses. I really don't give a crap anymore. As with all Microsoft products Access is easy to use, that's why people like it. I'm not saying you get a good result, but near novices can knock up something useful in no time. More than can be said for Java!

Please don't spam me for slagging off Java! I use it! It's my favourite programming language! Aaarrggghhhh! What have I done?????

Alot of companies, including Oracle, should take a leaf out of Microsoft's book and put more emphasis on ease of use. Sure, Oracle9i is easier than Oracle8i, but it's no SQL Server!!

Oh no. Now I've slagged off Oracle on an Oracle biased site. Someone help me!!!!!!