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 Originally Posted by hrishy
do you use the hammer to break down the tables and call it range partitioning ?
Here is the deal, I usually do not have "problems" with software I rather consider those "challenges". What I have "problems" with are uncooperative/stupid hardware and people; then...
Hammer
-- Very useful when dealing with uncooperative/stupid hardware. Once you hit it with a hammer there is no doubt it has to be replaced, stop trying to fix what can't be fixed you SOB!
Frying pan
-- Very useful when dealing with uncooperative/stupid people. If the SOB keeps trying to fix what can't be fixed, hit him/her in the head with the frying pan. If needed you can always claim it was a kitchen accident.
Bottle of brandy
-- Very useful to deal with myself when all hope is lost because of either uncooperative/stupid hardware or uncooperative/stupid people. If even after the hammer/frying pan treatment both uncooperative/stupid hardware and people keep commited to make your life misserable, then you go for the bottle of brandy
Pablo (Paul) Berzukov
Author of Understanding Database Administration available at amazon and other bookstores.
Disclaimer: Advice is provided to the best of my knowledge but no implicit or explicit warranties are provided. Since the advisor explicitly encourages testing any and all suggestions on a test non-production environment advisor should not held liable or responsible for any actions taken based on the given advice.
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