There is a section in that application form that asks if the applicant has any infectous diseases.... It must be a prerequisite for getting a job there now. The more diseases you have the quicker you can move from mopping the floor to wrapping the burgers.

DBAJAY - The answer to your question is, leave toad alone for a minute. Open up a SQL*Plus window. If you are tracing your own session:

alter session set events '10046 trace name context forever, level 8';

If you are tracing another session:

exec dbms_system.set_ev(sid,serial#,10046,8,’’);

If there is a means to uniquely identify the session (something username\program\osuser related) that sets it apart from other sessions, you could create a logon trigger to ensure that you managed to catch the whole...

...now you're going to ask me for the exact code for creating a logon trigger aren't you?... wheres that application form...