What is grosser than gross?

Having a dream about chocolate pudding and then waking up with a spoon in your butt?


I can't resist this one. If it's inapropriate delete it but I fell out of my chair on this one.


A kid came home from school and asked his dad, "Dad, I heard some kids talking about a thing called a vagina. What is a vagina, and what does it look like?"

"Well, son, before sex it looks like a beautiful unopened rose."

"Wow, what does it look like after sex?"

"Well, son, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonaise?"