Dude
I think forum is for DBAs, not for politicians. No one is expert. We are all trying to find solution to something they didn't have exposure to or to something they have expertise in.
So, I will continue to read all the things that U call "CRAP". If U don't want to read all that, pls get the heck out of this forum.
Hope U got it. Edison had to take 2000 attempts before inventing electirc bulb. So, I don't think U R super human to figure out things at first shot.