"Who needs version control when you have backups?"
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"This shouldn't take more than 5 minutes to change;
it's only one line of code."
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"You'll have it in the morning."
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"I'll finish that before I leave tonight."
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"I'm sure it's compatible".
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"Don't worry about turning that off--
there's nobody connected to it at the moment."
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