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    Red face 18-inch dog swallows 16-inch stick

    What more can I say?

    18-inch dog swallows 16-inch stick
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    Ohhh yea??
    Well here's one for you.
    * not for the weak stomach
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    I wonder what would have happened if a 16-inch dog had swallowed an 18-inch stick...
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    Originally posted by waitecj
    I wonder what would have happened if a 16-inch dog had swallowed an 18-inch stick...
    Dog spit-roast
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    From the descrip[tion of the accident, it seems really unlikely that the entire stick went down.

    This sounds like the stories one always here's from ER nurses about people coming in with interestingly shaped objects inside them ... "I was cleaning my bicycle handle in the shower, when i dropped it and slipped on the soap ..."
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    "I was cleaning my bicycle handle in the shower, when i dropped it and slipped on the soap ..."


    Such a scenario would be asking for ridicule. Can you imagine walking into the ER with a bicycle handle sticking out of the backside?.....I would probably laugh at the poor sap that came in with that
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    I have a personal story about my 18 inch snake...
    Last edited by Tarry; 03-18-2005 at 08:10 AM.
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    Originally posted by Tarry
    I have a personal story about my 18 inch snake...
    Thanks for sharing. I hope you washed your snake when you were done!
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    Originally posted by gandolf989
    Thanks for sharing. I hope you washed your snake when you were done!
    And your hands ... you know that sort of thing makes hair grow on your palms?
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    Originally posted by slimdave
    And your hands ... you know that sort of thing makes hair grow on your palms?
    No, but apparently you do!
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