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    Thumbs down Dumb Code Gallery

    To make a break from politicks and cricket (did you see that England thrashed the Windies again?)

    To start the ball rolling (cricket ball, of course):
    Originally contributed by Cookies
    hell, I've seen code with UNIONs and inside
    the UNION is a distinct clause! wtf?

    (select distinct a from tableA)
    union
    (select distinct a from tableB)

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    Re: Dumb Code Gallery

    Originally posted by DaPi
    To make a break from politicks and cricket (did you see that England thrashed the Windies again?)

    To start the ball rolling (cricket ball, of course):
    Who are the Windies and what does cricket have to do with anything useful? I am going to see the Pittsburgh Steelers play tonight. About that I could have a conversation. The only thing that I know about Cricket is what I learned from Douglas Adams.

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    Re: Re: Dumb Code Gallery

    Originally posted by gandolf989
    Who are the Windies . . ?
    Who are the Red Sox?

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    Re: Re: Re: Dumb Code Gallery

    Originally posted by DaPi
    Who are the Red Sox?
    I'm going to assume that you are serious when you say who are the Red Sox. They are a Major League Baseball team in Boston. But really who are the Windies? Are they from Chicago?

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    Cricket.....

    windies is a shortened name for West Indies I believe.

    No slimdave I'll not be voting for Ralph Nader either. Too green for me, Bush is too red and Kerry is too yellow.

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    Re: Cricket.....

    Originally posted by Alchemy
    No slimdave I'll not be voting for Ralph Nader either. Too green for me, Bush is too red and Kerry is too yellow.
    Well, you'll end up with one of them anyway. You think Kerry was more yellow than Bush? Verrrry interesting.
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    slimdave.....

    I know what your thinking.

    Kerry having gone to vietnam and Georgie boy having played around in Alabama.
    If Kerry were elected he would see to it that the US would follow all orders of the UN, hence yellow. Kerry is a liberals liberal. Kennedy appears to be conservative compared to Kerry.

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    Re: slimdave.....

    Originally posted by Alchemy
    If Kerry were elected he would see to it that the US would follow all orders of the UN, hence yellow. Kerry is a liberals liberal. Kennedy appears to be conservative compared to Kerry.
    How sad ... another Fox News victim.
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    How sad ... another Fox News victim
    I do not watch Fox, nor do I litsen to Shaun Hannity or Rush Limbaugh.

    They are truely mouth pieces of republicans.

    so now what Dave.....a conspiratorial nut?...lol
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    "Kerry would follow the orders of the UN", "Kennedy appears to be conservative compared to Kerry" -- these easily-digestible and partisan soundbites are statements from the republican mouthpieces you name.
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