"Who needs version control when you have backups?"
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"This shouldn't take more than 5 minutes to change;
it's only one line of code."
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"You'll have it in the morning."
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"I'll finish that before I leave tonight."
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"I'm sure it's compatible".
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"Don't worry about turning that off--
there's nobody connected to it at the moment."
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Feel free to add!!
Oracle it's not just a database it's a lifestyle!
-------------- BTW....You need to get a girlfriend who's last name isn't .jpg
DEV: Can we change (insert item here)?
DBA: Why?
DEV: Well, err, uhm, it's, uh......ermmmm, easier to code that way.
Don't you love when they try to alter the database or data model cause it's easier to code. It's like the whole RDBMS revolves around their friggin code.
THE CART DOES NOT DRIVE THE HORSE!!
Shoot every last one of the ratbastardsonsofbitches!!
Originally posted by Mr.Hanky Shoot every last one of the ratbastardsonsofbitches!!
MH
If it weren't for developers you would not have much of a database to maintain. Having said that I have seen developers wonder why their query took so long after they wrote a cartesian product. That's what I call being thourough.
Originally posted by gandolf989 If it weren't for developers you would not have much of a database to maintain. Having said that I have seen developers wonder why their query took so long after they wrote a cartesian product. That's what I call being thourough.
Your assuming they know what a cartesian products is, I've met developers who don't
Jim
Oracle Certified Professional "Build your reputation by helping other people build theirs."
"Sarcasm may be the lowest form of wit but its still funny"
Originally posted by DaPi Don't they ask you to increase the size of the temp tablespace first?
No, they complain behind your back to theor mgr that the stupid old dba has the system configured incorrectly and their golden queries keep breaking cause of it.
Originally posted by jovery Your assuming they know what a cartesian products is, I've met developers who don't
I certainly took the time to explain the concept of cartesian product. Not all programmers are inept at writing queries though. But they way did I mention that I am a PL/SQL developer ?
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