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  1. 02-20-2004, 10:40 AM #1
    stancho
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    Talking Funny query

    SELECT boobs FROM under_the_shirt WHERE gender = 'female' AND size > 'enough' AND leftsize =
    rightsize LIMIT 2

    some clauses are not oracle compatible but you will get the idea
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    Those long bulgarian winter nights must fly by.
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  3. 02-20-2004, 11:46 AM #3
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    Originally posted by slimdave
    Those long bulgarian winter nights must fly by.
    slimdave Bulgaria (http://www.cia.gov/cia/publications/...k/geos/bu.html ->Geographic coordinates: 43 00 N, 25 00 E) and not Chukotka (http://www.chukotka-ethnography.org)
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  4. 02-20-2004, 12:02 PM #4
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    Well, it was more a comment on the humour than the geography.
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  5. 02-21-2004, 01:13 PM #5
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    I have a followup to the original query - which is 'reserved' because this is a 'family' forum.
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