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    Talking Funny query

    SELECT boobs FROM under_the_shirt WHERE gender = 'female' AND size > 'enough' AND leftsize =
    rightsize LIMIT 2

    some clauses are not oracle compatible but you will get the idea

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    Those long bulgarian winter nights must fly by.
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    Originally posted by slimdave
    Those long bulgarian winter nights must fly by.
    slimdave Bulgaria (http://www.cia.gov/cia/publications/...k/geos/bu.html ->Geographic coordinates: 43 00 N, 25 00 E) and not Chukotka (http://www.chukotka-ethnography.org)

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    Well, it was more a comment on the humour than the geography.
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    I have a followup to the original query - which is 'reserved' because this is a 'family' forum.
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