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What's grosser than gross?
C'mon guys, its Friday. Unleash the adolescent memories and let’s hear your favorite grosser than gross jokes. You do remember them don’t you?
I’ll start…
Q) What is grosser than gross?
A) Finding a condom in the bottom of a mayonnaise jar.
Q) What is grosser than gross?
A) Kissing your grandmother and she slips you the tongue.
MH
I remember when this place was cool.
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Q) What is Hanky Than Sanky ?
Wud u lik to get an Ans 4 dis?
(Please take it sportively Hanky :-))
funky...
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Uhm.....yeah.
Let's just leave the humor to those that are actually funny from now on.
Ok....sport?
MH
I remember when this place was cool.
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Originally posted by Mr.Hanky
Uhm.....yeah.
Let's just leave the humor to those that are actually funny from now on.
Ok....sport?
MH
"funny ha ha" or "funny peculiar" ?
Jim
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What is grosser than gross?
Having a dream about chocolate pudding and then waking up with a spoon in your butt?
I can't resist this one. If it's inapropriate delete it but I fell out of my chair on this one.
A kid came home from school and asked his dad, "Dad, I heard some kids talking about a thing called a vagina. What is a vagina, and what does it look like?"
"Well, son, before sex it looks like a beautiful unopened rose."
"Wow, what does it look like after sex?"
"Well, son, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonaise?"
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Now THAT is what I'm talkin' bout!!
VERY GOOD and very gross!!
MH
I remember when this place was cool.
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This from a co-worker, over corporate email, no less!
A little girl says to her mummy, "Mummy, little Timmy next door has a willy like a peanut".
Mummy laughs and says "What, really small is it?"
"No", says the girl, "it's really salty".
Hey, it's not my joke! I'm just passing it along.
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Last edited by Tarry; 11-01-2003 at 03:15 PM.
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Not funny
If these kinds of jokes/discussions goes on this forum, it will be difficult to access this website from work. Not trying to be a spoilsport here but such lingo would definetly put this forum in bad books. Many of you would agree that company spam-cops these days tolerate too less of such languages. Lets keep jokes clean.
Thanks
-- Dilip
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