Top Secret: Windows source code

[jovery]

/*
  TOP SECRET Microsoft(c) Code
  Project: Chicago(tm)
  
  Projected release-date:
  Summer 1994, Spring 1995
  
*/

#include 
#include 
#include 
#include "win31.h"
#include "evenmore.h"
#include "oldstuff.h"
#include "billrulz.h"


void main()
{
  while(!CRASHED)
    {
      display_copyright_message();
      display_bill_rules_message();
      do_nothing_loop();
      if(first_time_installation)
	{
	  make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
	  do_nothing_loop();
	  totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
	  search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
	  hang_system();
	}
      write_something(anything);
      display_copyright_message();
      do_nothing_loop();
      do_some_stuff();
      if(still_not_crashed)
	{
	  display_copyright_message();
	  do_nothing_loop();
	  basically_run_windows_3.1();
	  do_nothing_loop();
	  do_nothing_loop();
	}
    }
  
/*
  if(still_not_crashed)
    {
       write_cheer();
       finished();
    }
*/

  create_general_protection_fault();
}

[adewri]

Where did u find it ?? in the registry i guess

[TomazZ]

yeah, and xp adds new 'look_fancy();' functionality instead of old dull 'do_some_stuff();'

[jovery]

Originally posted by adewri
Where did u find it ?? in the registry i guess

Yeah, while I was making loads of manual changes to it.

[adewri]

Was that an attempt to become a Real Man

[jovery]

Was that an attempt to become a Real Man

I could feel the hairs on my chest get longer

[adewri]

Originally posted by jovery
I could feel the hairs on my chest get longer

Now i know where did Hanky get his hairiest bum. And why slimdave gets down to his undies during the interviews, cos he shows off that he is a real man .

[DaPi]

. . . and think what writing machine code could do for you . . .

[TomazZ]

you would become a sheep

[DaPi]

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