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  1. #1
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    Talking Top Secret: Windows source code

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    /*
      TOP SECRET Microsoft(c) Code
      Project: Chicago(tm)
      
      Projected release-date:
      Summer 1994, Spring 1995
      
    */
    
    #include 
    #include 
    #include 
    #include "win31.h"
    #include "evenmore.h"
    #include "oldstuff.h"
    #include "billrulz.h"
    
    
    void main()
    {
      while(!CRASHED)
        {
          display_copyright_message();
          display_bill_rules_message();
          do_nothing_loop();
          if(first_time_installation)
    	{
    	  make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
    	  do_nothing_loop();
    	  totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
    	  search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
    	  hang_system();
    	}
          write_something(anything);
          display_copyright_message();
          do_nothing_loop();
          do_some_stuff();
          if(still_not_crashed)
    	{
    	  display_copyright_message();
    	  do_nothing_loop();
    	  basically_run_windows_3.1();
    	  do_nothing_loop();
    	  do_nothing_loop();
    	}
        }
      
    /*
      if(still_not_crashed)
        {
           write_cheer();
           finished();
        }
    */
    
      create_general_protection_fault();
    }
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    Where did u find it ?? in the registry i guess
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    yeah, and xp adds new 'look_fancy();' functionality instead of old dull 'do_some_stuff();'
    Tomaž
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    foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools" - Douglas Adams

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    Originally posted by adewri
    Where did u find it ?? in the registry i guess
    Yeah, while I was making loads of manual changes to it.
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    Was that an attempt to become a Real Man
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    Was that an attempt to become a Real Man
    I could feel the hairs on my chest get longer
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    Originally posted by jovery
    I could feel the hairs on my chest get longer
    Now i know where did Hanky get his hairiest bum. And why slimdave gets down to his undies during the interviews, cos he shows off that he is a real man .
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    . . . and think what writing machine code could do for you . . .

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    you would become a sheep
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    Code:
    TOP    NOP
           BAA
           JMP  TOP

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