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  1. #21
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    Oracle--"Our Databases are easy to manage"

    Management--"Cool its so easy lets buy Oracle."

    After they get it...

    Management--"Who will maintain it"

    Oracle--"well you will need an OCM for that."

    Management--"But you said it was easy to manage"

    Oracle--"Yes, but for an OCM"

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    LOL
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    Hi


    LOL ...thats coolest response so far ...

    well i gotta study for my OCM now ;-D

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    Originally posted by TimHall

    IT is dead, long live IT.

    Cheers
    I agree with Tim here. The IT industry got toa jump start , pulled up the stocks and god knows what not! and eventually ended up burying itself in all the bull.

    well I haven't spent really too long a time in this sector so maybe it's time to choose something else, HR or Human Rights activist or maybe start my own Rock band
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    Originally posted by Tarry
    I agree with Tim here. The IT industry got toa jump start , pulled up the stocks and god knows what not! and eventually ended up burying itself in all the bull.

    well I haven't spent really too long a time in this sector so maybe it's time to choose something else, HR or Human Rights activist or maybe start my own Rock band
    Tarry,

    Being in a rock band is a much more sane career choice, no OCP required to play the Sax!

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    Really Jim,
    being a rock star will give me the freedom to curse, spit, all kind of cranky things and even get a soap space on tv(look at ozzy), I mean it's really cool.........
    So pay no attention to my lyrics(should they contain curses, esp the old employer et al..maybe i'll add your top 5 as well) if you see me singing on stage
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    Originally posted by Tarry
    Really Jim,
    being a rock star will give me the freedom to curse, spit, all kind of cranky things and even get a soap space on tv(look at ozzy), I mean it's really cool.........
    So pay no attention to my lyrics(should they contain curses, esp the old employer et al..maybe i'll add your top 5 as well) if you see me singing on stage
    Rock Band? Tarry, what happened to your ultimate *****ion of being a potato picker?

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    Yep Sanjay,
    Life is hard.
    Last i heard from greg that he was a certified potato guy, so I'm late there as well!
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    Originally posted by Tarry
    Yep Sanjay,
    Life is hard.
    Last i heard from greg that he was a certified potato guy, so I'm late there as well!
    Never give up Tarry there are plenty of Potato's to go round, alternativly you could become a 'Paper' certified potato picker, understand the theory (bend down, pick potato, put potato in basket), never actually picked a potato but expect the same respect/position as a old time potato picker

    Think this must be approaching a severe deviation from the original thread now
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    Originally posted by jovery

    Think this must be approaching a severe deviation from the original thread now
    Major! I can see Hrishy getting confused between OCM or PPCM(potato picker CM)..
    But thanx for your encouragement, Jim
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