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Oracle--"Our Databases are easy to manage"
Management--"Cool its so easy lets buy Oracle."
After they get it...
Management--"Who will maintain it"
Oracle--"well you will need an OCM for that."
Management--"But you said it was easy to manage"
Oracle--"Yes, but for an OCM"
Amar
"There is a difference between knowing the path and walking the path."
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Sanjay G.
Oracle Certified Professional 8i, 9i.
"The degree of normality in a database is inversely proportional to that of its DBA"
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Hi
LOL ...thats coolest response so far ...
well i gotta study for my OCM now ;-D
regards
Hrishy
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Originally posted by TimHall
IT is dead, long live IT.
Cheers
I agree with Tim here. The IT industry got toa jump start , pulled up the stocks and god knows what not! and eventually ended up burying itself in all the bull.
well I haven't spent really too long a time in this sector so maybe it's time to choose something else, HR or Human Rights activist or maybe start my own Rock band
Tarry Singh
I'm a JOLE(JavaOracleLinuxEnthusiast)
--- Everything was meant to be---
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Originally posted by Tarry
I agree with Tim here. The IT industry got toa jump start , pulled up the stocks and god knows what not! and eventually ended up burying itself in all the bull.
well I haven't spent really too long a time in this sector so maybe it's time to choose something else, HR or Human Rights activist or maybe start my own Rock band
Tarry,
Being in a rock band is a much more sane career choice, no OCP required to play the Sax!
"Woke up this mornin'...
My database had crashed...
Can't find my backups...Oh I got the Oracle Blues, Yeah!"
Regards
Jim
Oracle Certified Professional
"Build your reputation by helping other people build theirs."
"Sarcasm may be the lowest form of wit but its still funny"
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Really Jim,
being a rock star will give me the freedom to curse, spit, all kind of cranky things and even get a soap space on tv(look at ozzy), I mean it's really cool.........
So pay no attention to my lyrics(should they contain curses, esp the old employer et al..maybe i'll add your top 5 as well) if you see me singing on stage
Tarry Singh
I'm a JOLE(JavaOracleLinuxEnthusiast)
--- Everything was meant to be---
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Sanjay G.
Oracle Certified Professional 8i, 9i.
"The degree of normality in a database is inversely proportional to that of its DBA"
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Yep Sanjay,
Life is hard.
Last i heard from greg that he was a certified potato guy, so I'm late there as well!
Tarry Singh
I'm a JOLE(JavaOracleLinuxEnthusiast)
--- Everything was meant to be---
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Jim
Oracle Certified Professional
"Build your reputation by helping other people build theirs."
"Sarcasm may be the lowest form of wit but its still funny"
Click HERE to vist my website!
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Originally posted by jovery
Think this must be approaching a severe deviation from the original thread now
Major! I can see Hrishy getting confused between OCM or PPCM(potato picker CM)..
But thanx for your encouragement, Jim
Tarry Singh
I'm a JOLE(JavaOracleLinuxEnthusiast)
--- Everything was meant to be---
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