Originally posted by slimdave
Maybe we need a new thread about crap DBA's.

Another Example:

I interviewed an applicant who listed their current job as DBA, but he did not know whether his databases were running CBO or RBO, and the backup recovery strategy was a nightly full export. H'mmm. Tough choice to make there.
Well, what was it: CBO or RBO? Don't leave us hanging like that.