... so goddam bored.
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... so goddam bored.
Try sitting in a staff meeting with 20 DB2 DBA's going on and on about DB2 issues.
Friggin mainframe purgatory!!
Well how about calculating how much tax you'd pay in Switzerland: http://www.vaudtax.vd.ch/telecharge.htm
It will keep you occupied, improve your French and generally change your life (like inciting you to emigrate?).
Oh, I dream about a meeting like that.Quote:
Originally posted by Mr.Hanky
Try sitting in a staff meeting with 20 DB2 DBA's going on and on about DB2 issues.
Friggin mainframe purgatory!!
My client has team meetings every week, but I no longer dial in to attend because their tele-conferencing phone is so bad I can't hear anything they say.
Great Googly Moogly, I already did that once. I'm ready for another change though -- trying to persuade SWMBO to apply to move to Italy (hence those PM's before). Wouldn't be for at least 18 months, but it'd give me something to look forward to.Quote:
Originally posted by DaPi
... generally change your life (like inciting you to emigrate?).
How about a little light reading?
Quote:
At Secretary Rumsfeld's news conference on the budget Monday, one reporter (unidentified in the transcript) caught on to this and the following exchange ensued:
QUESTION: "The budget shows that Army spending is going down by $300 million …"
RUMSFELD: "Which, as you know, is not the case."
QUESTION: "Well, that's what I see."
RUMSFELD: "Yeah. I should have mentioned that. … The only way you can look at this budget is to look at the supplementals with it …"
QUESTION: "Well, are you hiding—are you—are they, in fact, hiding non-combat costs in the supplemental—"
RUMSFELD: "No, of course not. … No, that would be wrong [laughter] and we wouldn't do that. … This is no—it's all right out in the open."
Oh, spare me.Quote:
Dudes,
there's like a pluthera of DBA jobs over here if'n ya got a security clearance. Hell, some of these contractors over here might slurge to buy one for you if you've got enough experience.
where are you based, oracledoc?
He's on a secret base orbiting the poles every 2 hours.Quote:
Originally posted by thomasp
where are you based, oracledoc?
I AM WE TODD DID
I AM SOFA KING WE TODD DID
Quote:
I AM WE TODD DID
You need to quit poking smot!
Mr H, do you work/live near a lot of chemical factories? Have you been drinking the water from the streams nearby?Quote:
Originally posted by Mr.Hanky
I AM WE TODD DID
I AM SOFA KING WE TODD DID
New Jersey...need we say more?Quote:
Originally posted by jovery
Mr H, do you work/live near a lot of chemical factories? Have you been drinking the water from the streams nearby?
If I told you I'd have to kill you. Hence the reason for the security clearance.Quote:
Originally posted by thomasp
where are you based, oracledoc?
In that case you should tell Mr. Hanky! :pQuote:
Originally posted by OracleDoc
If I told you I'd have to kill you. Hence the reason for the security clearance.
Nawhhh... I'll just tell his brother he's been touching himself again, that always seems to get him back in line.
Look, once we kill all the developers and the stinkin commy self-indulgent hippie liberal A-holes. I will gladly jump off the nearest bridge because my mission in life will be complete.
Is your last name McCarthy by any chance???Quote:
Originally posted by Mr.Hanky
Look, once we kill all the developers and the stinkin commy self-indulgent hippie liberal A-holes. I will gladly jump off the nearest bridge because my mission in life will be complete.
Ah, cryptofascism.Quote:
Originally posted by Mr.Hanky
Look, once we kill all the developers and the stinkin commy self-indulgent hippie liberal A-holes. I will gladly jump off the nearest bridge because my mission in life will be complete.
Call it what you want to, as long as we kill the stinking developers and liberals.Quote:
Originally posted by slimdave
Ah, cryptofascism.
Can I call it "asshole-ism"?Quote:
Originally posted by Mr.Hanky
Call it what you want to, as long as we kill the stinking developers and liberals.
:)
Now son what did I tell you about that anti social behavior!!! :DQuote:
Originally posted by Mr.Hanky
Call it what you want to, as long as we kill the stinking developers and liberals.