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C'mon guys, its Friday. Unleash the adolescent memories and let’s hear your favorite grosser than gross jokes. You do remember them don’t you?
I’ll start…
Q) What is grosser than gross?
A) Finding a condom in the bottom of a mayonnaise jar.
Q) What is grosser than gross?
A) Kissing your grandmother and she slips you the tongue.
MH
Q) What is Hanky Than Sanky ?
Wud u lik to get an Ans 4 dis?
(Please take it sportively Hanky :-))
Uhm.....yeah.
Let's just leave the humor to those that are actually funny from now on.
Ok....sport?
;)
MH
"funny ha ha" or "funny peculiar" ?Quote:
Originally posted by Mr.Hanky
Uhm.....yeah.
Let's just leave the humor to those that are actually funny from now on.
Ok....sport?
;)
MH
What is grosser than gross?
Having a dream about chocolate pudding and then waking up with a spoon in your butt?
I can't resist this one. If it's inapropriate delete it but I fell out of my chair on this one.
A kid came home from school and asked his dad, "Dad, I heard some kids talking about a thing called a vagina. What is a vagina, and what does it look like?"
"Well, son, before sex it looks like a beautiful unopened rose."
"Wow, what does it look like after sex?"
"Well, son, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonaise?"
Now THAT is what I'm talkin' bout!!
VERY GOOD and very gross!!
MH
This from a co-worker, over corporate email, no less!
Hey, it's not my joke! I'm just passing it along.Quote:
A little girl says to her mummy, "Mummy, little Timmy next door has a willy like a peanut".
Mummy laughs and says "What, really small is it?"
"No", says the girl, "it's really salty".
develeopers are my friends
http://static.hugi.is/video/fyndin/antena1wheel-1.wmv
Win 2000 Server errors... :D
Throughout my years of use, Windows 2000 has proved to be quite potent in pissing you off.....
Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.
Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.
Press any key except... no, No, NO, NOT THAT ONE!
Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game?
Windows message "Error saving file! Format drive now? (Y/Y)"
This is a message from God Gates "Rebooting the world. Please log off."
To "shut down" your system, type "WIN"
BREAKFAST.SYS halted... Cereal port not responding.
COFFEE.SYS missing... Insert cup in cup holder and press any key.
File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
Bad or missing mouse. Spank the cat? (Y/N)
Runtime Error 6D at 417A32CF Incompetent User.
Error reading FAT record. Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)
WinErr 16547 LPT1 not found. Use backup. (PENCIL & PAPER.SYS)
User Error. Replace user.
Windows VirusScan 1.0 - "Windows found. Remove it? (Y/N)"'
Your hard drive has been scanned and all stolen software titles have been deleted. The police are on the way
If these kinds of jokes/discussions goes on this forum, it will be difficult to access this website from work. Not trying to be a spoilsport here but such lingo would definetly put this forum in bad books. Many of you would agree that company spam-cops these days tolerate too less of such languages. Lets keep jokes clean.
Thanks :)
The man's got a point!
regretably this may true and in such we would have to deem mr hanky (everyone's favorite piece of excrement dba) to be inapproproiateQuote:
Originally posted by Tarry
The man's got a point!
and must summarily flush his stinkdonemness down the jolly old water closet. Hopefully he will be reincarnated as something more appropriate although less biting as he comes back as bambi the dba or could we be so lucky to see barney the luvable dba who believes all developers are his friend and are sometime just a little misunderstood.
Now THAT'S gross.Quote:
stmontgo
Hug a developer today
Barney must die!!
I'd rather come back as an ABBA cover band, or maybe Donnie Osmond, now that would be harmless.
:D
MH
No poo!Quote:
Originally posted by DaPi
Now THAT'S gross.
barney just wants everyone to get alongQuote:
Originally posted by Mr.Hanky
Barney must die!!
I'd rather come back as an ABBA cover band, or maybe Donnie Osmond, now that would be harmless.
:D
MH
it's ok mr developer, I know you have a singular purpose and are unable to grasp simple concepts beyond the scope of your pathetic little pea brain. Did you blow up that tablespace? forgot to write an exception handling routine, that's ok, come here and give me a hug
Quote:
Originally posted by stmontgo
barney just wants everyone to get along
I think he is a pedophile and a drug addict.
MH
Quote:
Originally posted by Mr.Hanky
I think he is a pedophile and a drug addict.
MH
I hate him,
He hates me,
Let's hang Barney in a tree.
With a kick,
and a punch,
and a bullet to his head,
Now that purple freak is DEAD!
:D
Hmmmm, I would of thought you'd want to come back as some 80's big hair band.Quote:
I'd rather come back as an ABBA cover band, or maybe Donnie Osmond, now that would be harmless.